This guy was seriously cheeky, he actually climbed the stairs and chased me
up the wharf.......at least he THOUGHT he was chasing me, it just happened
I was going anyway! |
Meet
Hazel, her dad is a POM and he's always hanging around stealing dads
Bourbon. Me and Dad put up with him cause she is such a sweety, she
beats the crap out of my sisters Karma and Daphne but is scared
to death of me!
Her dad rescued her from some real twats who never let her off the
chain but she is slowly coming right despite having a POM for a dad.
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This is Lucy, you can tell when she's coming
down the beach
because her owner is always screaming at her not
to eat rubbish............shes a bit skinny for my taste and I wish he would
feed her more........at least the extra weight might slow her down
so I could beat the little hussy to the ball once in a while. I think she
has a wee bit of Staffy in her as she is quite stroppy and when I take the
ball off her she screams and screams until someone comes and takes it off
me. She is also the only dog I've met with her own psychiatrist! |
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This is Charlie,he's a Retriever, and boy
he does! He's a great swimmer [I could too if I wanted]. I wait till he gets
back in the shallows with the ball and just take it off him without all that
tiring swimming effort! He doesn't care; I think he smokes Cornwallis Green
he's so laid back and easy going. Since writing the above I have had to revise
my opinion of Charlie....he's started getting brave and being a bit reluctant
in handing over the toys.....I think he may need to start on a harder
drug. |
 This is Bella's sister Tris, she's really
fast and is the only dog on the beach thats had COSMETIC surgery!!!!!Her
bottom wiggles nicely but I think the surgery was to her eyes........ just
lately she's started smelling really nice and she has won prizes at dog shows
and she might have puppies too one day!! She is very friendly but as shes
always with my "good friend" Bella I seldom have time to chat with her. MAY 2004
she's had 6 puppies.......but they're Italian and whine and pooh
everywhere, she seems a really good mum and whenever dad picked one up
she came running back to check he hadn't hurt it. |
This is the most wonderful Lady on the beach,
her names Bella and she's a pedigree Spinone so she's Italian AND Blonde.
She's had puppies and we discuss the possibility of more every day when I
meet her. This is me chatting to her with Sam in the foreground. She came
to visit my pond once, when her mum [who isn't blond] locked her keys in
the car.......... |
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This is Tane, he's very young but has already
got arthritis ! He also likes rubbish for breakfast, when he runs to meet
us his whole body wags. Sometimes I intercept him to stop him cuddling my
dad and we hit with such a bang he forgets all about his aches for a few
minutes! |
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This is Jaffa and Amber I only just found
out they are both girls! They are very polite and seem to like people a lot
more than other dogs, but they always seem pleased to see me and considering
their long hair are always SO clean! I helped Ambers Mum to teach her to
be more sociable!!! AND I have scars to proove it! |
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This is Sasha, she's a Doberman, she's fast
and growls at me a lot just cause I sniff her! She used to get put on
a lead when I was around, I found this very offensive and am unsure if her
owners were worried about me or her? Either way its not a problem as she's
too fast for me and I'm too tuff to get hurt by a FEMALE! Shes actually very
playful and can SWIM! [have I mentioned I could to if I wanted?] |
 You
can tell Sassy is spoiled as she is one of the few locals who get to the
beach before me in the morning; Regretably Sassy isn't [sassy] and is really
a bit of a mummys girl and a whimp.......her mum trys to assure me shes a
cat chaser and a food thief but I dont buy her stories.........shes so
gentle and timid here shes trying to camoflage herself with the beach
shells!
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These 2 guys are Syborgs and bred from Huskies
and Borders for trials work.......well Ghost and Kryptic? are nice guys but
I don't think they're too tuff or smart, especially considering they are
genetically engineered. |
Pipers a pedigree Lab and Bella almost is!
When I ignore Piper she attacks me from behind and then scoots behind dad
or her master for protection and acts like I started it............typical
teasing female, probably another bloody lesbian! |
 Angel
is a neighbor who lives on the beach, she is a wanderer and comes up most
mornings for breakfast, [and lunch and dinner] she is half Staffy and is as
strong as me but I wouldn't let her know that as being a female she'd get a
swelled head.
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 "ERIC"
is named after Eric the Red, the Viking! That is sooooooooooo cool! But
naturally he thinks hes tuff with a name like that, so we stiff leg each other
when ever we meet. His mum treats him like a baby and tugs his ears and calls
him baby names.......one of these days I'm going to pull his ears
too............ |
This is Polly at dawn, she is a real sweety
and far too nice and gentle to play with me, she has lived at Cornwallis
for a while and sometimes I think she shakes her head in wonderment at the
uncivilised [ME] barbarians that are now regulars on the beach. Polly has left
Corwallis and gone somewhere South of Bombay called "Nelson", I
have decided to keep her on my site cause her owner was really nice and used
to make us CAKE!! Maybe she will come back for a visit......... |
For 10 years Izzie and Jess' mums have walked up and down Cornwallis
and suffered abuse from my dad for walking on the beach without a
dog! Frankly I agree with dad, you would have to be a bit nuts to get up
at dawn all year round and flap round in the cold like a stranded
mullet without cause. I'm picking the reason they didn't get a dog sooner was that they were
concerned they wouldn't be able to find a hound of my calibre and
didn't want to risk disappointment.......well they haven't done bad
with their choice ......except Izzie has AUSTRALIAN blood lines,: Why
in gods name would you bring bloody SKIPPYS into our country??? |
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"Dude" is well named and a typical JR.........I
grew up in my office with one of these guys and they are always on the go,
I think they must eat a lot of high protein food but they sure lack that
certain panache' and decorum that sets us REAL dogs apart from the "Biscuit
and Dogfood" eaters.... |
Holly is a Standard Poodle and at 5 still
plays a lot, being black she is obviously of higher intelligence but persists
in smooging my Dad.......I will have to have a chat with her. |
Henry and Emma are small but gutsy, Henry
especially teases me but Emma is a mummys girl and won't let me near her...........they
can turn really tight circles and its impossible to catch them; Here they
only needed to be told ONCE to "sit"............I see little point in obeying
commands instantly believing negotiation is a far better policy. |
Dad insulted Jets Mum by asking what he was
crossed with!!! He is a Pedigee"Belgium Shepherd" and will be "shown" soon
.......he wont stand still much at the moment and I am unsure how a Judge
will catch him to get a good look but apparently if he doesn't "show" well
he is going to be "newted"!!! Dad says that means he'll get slapped round
the head with a Salamander! Which is probably what he needs as I hear he
has an unatural penchant' for BEANBAGS!! |
Ladybird is a "Westie" Staffy;
she is rather taken by me......we got so over-heated I had to invite her
home to share my pool! Her owner wanted me to help her have puppies but dad
didn't want to be responsible for finding good homes for them ......he's
a spoil sport and I didn't speak to him for days !
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Despite this photo not
being taken at Cornwallis and despite my not being
invited on this "Dog Walk" at One Tree Hill I thought I better put
it on my website lest the selfish individuals who failed to invite me get
snotty.........
Bella-Tris-Jaffa-Amber-Charlie-Shasha......and
numerous other mongrels. |
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Princess" and I don't; ....Honest......well her helper is called
"Gabby" [you know the blond one]. While me and dad have
nothing against women running round is skimpy leather outfits [on beach or in
bedroom] I still think it was a bit optimistic naming this little girl after an
Amazon Warrior..................Here
Gabby and Rusty are BEGGING for a biscuit!!!!!
 
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  Oops,
Dad gaffed again..........he was sure Rusty was Scottish, but no he is
Irish......duhhhhh??? Anyway we now know its not a good idea to
call Irish ladies "Scots", guess it would be a bit like calling me and
dad Australians
.....ARGGGGGGG.
It may appear I am vaguely interested in their grovelling antics in
this photo but in fact am just to trying to confirm my suspicions that
it is only a DOG biscuit they are so excited about and not a slice of
Duck L'orange or a wedge of Camembert.
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Bob is supposedly a bit too "Timid and quiet
"...........yeah right: he molested me from one end of the beach to the
other: snarled, snapped, chased and wrestled the whole way and considering his
mum is a teacher certainly didn't seem that well mannered or educated!!!. He
is the only dog I have seen that rushes into the
sea when he needs toilet and squats with his bum submerged!!!! His mum carrys
a mask and snorkel so she can find it and put it in the bin!!!!
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Tui is cute, I try to disipline her when she steals my bones but she ignores
me; the bad news is she may have puppys with my most hated enemy Buddy
when she gets bigger.......Buddy used to come up a lot when I was small and
gave me a couple of hidings [to welcome me to Cornwallis] and ripped up our
rubbish so now whenever I see him I chase him and we end up fighting......he
is the only dog I do this to and it drives dad nuts!
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